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The Lighter Side of Virus
CONGRESSIONAL: The CPU locks up, splits erratically
with a message appearing on each half blaming the other
AIRLINE: You’re in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore
OLLIE NORTH: Turns your printer into a document shredder
HEALTH CARE: Tests your system for a day, finds nothing
wrong but sends you a bill for $4000 anyway.
TED TURNER: Colorizes your monochrome
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